

So my dad is a workaholic meaning im home alone most of the time and he doesn’t come home till really late at night. I think it’s really retarded how he low-key tries to check if i have guys hiding in my room and what not. -____-
- The oppps forgot something. He’ll come into my room and say “i think i forgot something in here.” Then he’ll spend a good 30 mins looking through my room and usually doesn’t end of finding it.
- The I dropped something. He usually does it near my bed. ” oooh shit i dropped something”. and he spends a good 10 mins looking under my bed.
- The ooh did you see the dry cleaning i put in your closet. So yeah you already know. He’ll tells me how he went to get stuff dry cleaned and what not so i go look in my closet and tell him i don’t see anything. Then he’ll go ooh fine i’ll help you or w.e. I mean how hard is it to find clothes that are “dry cleaned” right? but he’ll spend over 30 mins in there looking. We all know my dad is way to busy to be bring clothes to the dry cleaner lol.
- The can i barrow your tooth paste. So i have a bathroom in my room and once in a while my dad would ask to barrow the toothpaste. So he’ll go in there but instead of getting toothpaste he’ll just check if someone hiding behind the shower certain and leave. Yup without the tooth paste.
Like really!? im way past the stage of hiding boys in my room.